 There was an evil cat in my neighborhood, and although it wasn't my cat, it was my responsibility to fix it. It was my resposibility to fix it because I was the only one who could. So all the children came to me, and I told them I would take care of it. I put the cat in my freezer. The problem was that the cat was still alive so it kept kicking the freezer door open. Well, there was only one thing left to do. I cut all the way around my head and removed the top of my cranium, then I removed my brain and put the cat in it's place and sewed the top of my head back on. Once the cat stopped moving and I could tell that it was no longer alive, I opened my head back up, removed the cat, put my brain back in, and sewed it back closed. Then I put the cat back in the freezer, and this time it wasn't going any where, and everyone lived happily ever after. The end.
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whoa! how crazy! what r u into in real life?
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