
There was an evil cat in my neighborhood, and although it wasn't my cat, it was my responsibility to fix it. It was my resposibility to fix it because I was the only one who could. So all the children came to me, and I told them I would take care of it. I put the cat in my freezer. The problem was that the cat was still alive so it kept kicking the freezer door open. Well, there was only one thing left to do. I cut all the way around my head and removed the top of my cranium, then I removed m...
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